Don't Die, Dummy!

Don't Die, Dummy!

Who knew the secret to robot destruction was the perfect spin kick? Dance now, explain later!

Developer: WickedCube
Publisher: WickedCube
Release Date: Q4 2026
Platform: windows

Don’t Die, Dummy! (DDD) is an over-the-top action game where you control a crash-test dummy who’s sick of getting thrown around—so now it’s time to throw down! Armed with breakdance moves that double as deadly combat techniques, you’ll take on hordes of corporate robots in the ultimate battle for dummy dignity.

Why Play DDD?

  • Dance Like Nobody’s Watching: Unless you count the army of robots you’re spinning into scrap metal.

  • Physics Gone Wild: Every punch, spin, and kick takes on a life of its own with chaotic ragdoll physics.

  • Eye-Popping Style: Bright visuals, goofy animations, and enemies that are as absurd as they are challenging.

  • Laugh Out Loud Combat: Because why shouldn’t a windmill spin-kick be your deadliest move?

It’s silly, stylish, and packed with enough chaos to keep you grooving and smashing your way through a robot apocalypse.